i have to poop
living that post-grad self-sabotage life
Can you believe margot robbie did this stunt on her own without any wires while wearing high heels
we had to hear stories about fucked up shit jared leto was doing for a year for his 5 seconds of mediocrity while this woman was out here actually becoming a gymnast?????
why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom
because freedom rings
stop unfollowing me
What kills me about Mccree is that. Overwatch is a game where the writers used both ‘time travel’ and ‘characters getting frozen to be discovered later on’ as plot devices for various characters, and yet they did not use either of those things on Mccree. He’s not a real cowboy taken somehow into 2060. He’s just a normal guy, the same age as his teammates, who just dresses and talks like a cowboy in the year 2060, because he wants to.
There are so many convoluted justifications for the other characters, but not Jesse. He’s just like that. He just is. The belt buckle. “I’m your Huckleberry”. All decisions made by a 37 year old man of his own free will. I hate him.
me: dials 911 for help
JLaw appears out of dark alley: you can’t live ur whole life on ur phone BRO!! you gOTTa LIVE in the now!!!!
what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall
are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist
Not all heros wear capes.
I want to buy this woman a beer.
This woman is named June Ayres and she has owned and operated Reproductive Health Services, which is currently the only clinic in Montgomery, Alabama, for about 30 years. May I suggest that you donate the price of that beer to The Linda D Foundation, which helps Alabama women afford reproductive services including birth control, emergency contraception, and abortion services? http://alabamareproductiverightsadvocates.com/thelindadfoundation/
You could also donate to the National Abortion Federation here: http://prochoice.org/about-naf/support-naf/
This gifset is from an incredible documentary called Trapped. You can find or organize a screening or stream it for free here: http://www.trappeddocumentary.com/
It’s seriously an amazing movie about some amazing people.

Schrödinger’s Pokeball:
When the app freezes in the middle of an encounter and the pokémon is both caught and not caught.